"There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man"


what the fffffffffffffffheck

me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

#about me

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

#crYING

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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#crYING
#ahs  #ahs1  #uGH

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

#crying

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

Dallon Weekes (credit to fauxhawks)

#dALLON  #p!atd  #dallon weekes

circletines:

there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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#about me

Track: The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know (Alternate Version) [Live]
Artist: Panic! At The Disco
Album: Live In Chicago

ohburryouareabsolutelyridiculous:

STEP 1: PUT HEADPHONES IN OR ON.
STEP 2: TURN VOLUME UP ALL THE WAY.
(I’m not joking turn it up all the way up or almost all the way up [aim for like 75% or higher].)
STEP 3: PRESS PLAY.
STEP 4:
LISTEN TO;

  • THE VOICE.
  • THE STRINGS.
  • & THE OVERLAPPING REPETITION.


You won’t regret it. I promise.
Especially with that ending.

#p!atd  #ryan ross  #baby

Marvel Meme: One Avenger [1/1]  → Iron Man

∟ “Becoming an Avenger is not a right… but a privilege! ”

#iron man